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I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Weasley
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
crystallography
the merits of pineapple on pizza
the heat death of the universe
mineralogy
skiing technique
the surveillance state
hair loss
public relations
frisbees
lyme disease
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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