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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff about …

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the heat death of the universe ...sentient creatures Bitcoin my use of offensive language Buddha theoretical linguistics ancient Greek mythology the birds and the bees neuroanatomy equal rights

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