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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Hufflepuff
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
game theory
the surveillance state
cytology
fairies
the Monty Hall problem
the heat death of the universe
self-driving cars
fashion
biodiversity
socialism
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.