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I was talking to my pet
hamster 🐹
Worf
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
molecular biology
Donald Trump
game theory
politics
feminism
the Kama Sutra
ancient Greek mythology
plastic pollution
lyme disease
the neighbour's hedge
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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