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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Pebbles
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
high speed rail
democracy
crystallography
theoretical linguistics
feminism
...foreign policy
fairies
voting demographics
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.