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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Geoffrey
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
climate change
democracy
feminism
Latin poetry
mineralogy
peace in the Middle East
the influence of the Mafia
pedicures
prison overpopulation
the ageing population
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.