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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Gus about …

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the birds and the bees the war on drugs Richard Dawkins the neighbour's hedge antibiotic resistant bacteria earthquakes modern cryptography airport flight paths plastic pollution biodiversity

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