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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Professor
Wibble
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the Monty Hall problem
airport flight paths
this amazing sponge recipe
artificial intelligence
Bitcoin
fashion
molecular biology
the heat death of the universe
the merits of pineapple on pizza
voting demographics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.