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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Professor
Wibble
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Easter bunny
the Monty Hall problem
climate change
bank interest rates
wildfires
Buddha
the Kama Sutra
astrophysics
quantum physics
airport flight paths
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.