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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble about …

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cytology airport flight paths fluid dynamics the merits of pineapple on pizza democracy the influence of the Mafia Buddha antibiotic resistant bacteria my use of offensive language self-driving cars

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