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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Rt Hon
Wibble
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
game theory
metallurgy
biodiversity
chronic alcoholism
theoretical linguistics
feminism
fairies
this amazing sponge recipe
plastic pollution
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.