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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Rufus
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
earthquakes
fluid dynamics
voting demographics
amazing investment opportunities
hair loss
smart home gadgetry
quantum physics
taxation
public relations
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.