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I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Dexter
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the history of
Brexit
renewable energy
game theory
astrophysics
equal rights
democracy
the heat death of the universe
biodiversity
the merits of pineapple on pizza
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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