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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Sparkles about …

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the surveillance state artificial intelligence the Kama Sutra self-driving cars the Monty Hall problem the neighbour's hedge biodiversity modern cryptography socialism alien life

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