Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Sparkles about …

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yoga Game of Thrones democracy the war on drugs airport flight paths the Kama Sutra ...sentient creatures Santa Claus feminism the neighbour's hedge

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