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I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Tilly
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
how to make decent pastry
the Easter bunny
Game of Thrones
...foreign policy
renewable energy
chronic alcoholism
biodiversity
hair loss
equal rights
fairies
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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