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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Millie
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
the Kama Sutra
the history of
fashion
democracy
how to make decent pastry
game theory
the heat death of the universe
ancient Greek mythology
taxation
smart home gadgetry
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. This silliness was made by
Dan
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