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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
gerbil 🐹
Lola
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
amazing investment opportunities
Buddha
lyme disease
the surveillance state
information theory
fluid dynamics
Santa Claus
the ageing population
the neighbour's hedge
hair loss
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Dan
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