Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie about …

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black holes the history of Richard Dawkins bank interest rates the war on drugs the Easter bunny how to make decent pastry plastic pollution the neighbour's hedge high speed rail

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