Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine about …

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handbags earthquakes the Easter bunny fairies democracy modern cryptography the Kama Sutra prison overpopulation fluid dynamics the birds and the bees

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