Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet gerbil 🐹 Hermoine about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the heat death of the universe self-driving cars the Easter bunny plastic pollution ...sentient creatures ancient Greek mythology Richard Dawkins democracy prison overpopulation Game of Thrones

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