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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Stella
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
earthquakes
politics
the influence of the Mafia
chronic alcoholism
peace in the Middle East
...sentient creatures
the neighbour's hedge
game theory
the Kama Sutra
electrical engineering
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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