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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Sparky
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the birds and the bees
chronic alcoholism
trigonometry
building regulations
socialism
antibiotic resistant bacteria
high speed rail
equal rights
astrophysics
the surveillance state
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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