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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Maggie
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
peace in the Middle East
fairies
neuroanatomy
trigonometry
Game of Thrones
taxation
how to make decent pastry
chronic alcoholism
the surveillance state
alien life
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Dan
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