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I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Buddy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...foreign policy
democracy
peace in the Middle East
amazing investment opportunities
voting demographics
Donald Trump
bank interest rates
squirrels
wildfires
chronic alcoholism
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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