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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Teddy
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
bank interest rates
black holes
public relations
Latin poetry
democracy
the influence of the Mafia
the ageing population
crystallography
the war on drugs
the Monty Hall problem
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.