Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

handbags Donald Trump the Kama Sutra alien life high speed rail wildfires earthquakes the merits of pineapple on pizza prison overpopulation the neighbour's hedge

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