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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles about …

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the Monty Hall problem Donald Trump the birds and the bees the surveillance state frisbees taxation neuroanatomy squirrels famous authors of the nineteenth century Buddha

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