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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Mrs
Snuffles
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
information theory
fluid dynamics
Santa Claus
fibre optics
peace in the Middle East
the influence of the Mafia
the Easter bunny
Game of Thrones
the ageing population
theoretical linguistics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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