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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles about …

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the influence of the Mafia quantum physics ancient Greek mythology the war on drugs the heat death of the universe cytology bank interest rates smart home gadgetry Brexit the merits of pineapple on pizza

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