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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
puppy 🐶
Trotsky
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
famous authors of the nineteenth century
Brexit
quantum physics
the influence of the Mafia
equal rights
artificial intelligence
discrete mathematics
lyme disease
the neighbour's hedge
voting demographics
Privacy policy
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Dan
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