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I was talking to my pet
dog 🐕
Sugar
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
artificial intelligence
modern cryptography
the war on drugs
politics
the Monty Hall problem
the ageing population
prison overpopulation
Santa Claus
plastic pollution
theoretical linguistics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.