Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Minnie about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the heat death of the universe ...foreign policy smart home gadgetry earthquakes the war on drugs airport flight paths ...sentient creatures self-driving cars quantum physics fibre optics

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