Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Champ about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

peace in the Middle East my use of offensive language ...foreign policy game theory fairies ...sentient creatures molecular biology Brexit the birds and the bees fibre optics

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