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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble about …

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the Easter bunny building regulations antibiotic resistant bacteria the Kama Sutra discrete mathematics pedicures equal rights modern cryptography famous authors of the nineteenth century the birds and the bees

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