Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble about …

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self-driving cars cytology this amazing sponge recipe frisbees the war on drugs modern cryptography pedicures high speed rail the heat death of the universe the Kama Sutra

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