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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Murphy about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza fibre optics the heat death of the universe black holes skiing technique the influence of the Mafia crystallography amazing investment opportunities airport flight paths how to make decent pastry

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