Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Tilly about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

the neighbour's hedge the Monty Hall problem trigonometry voting demographics pedicures frisbees Brexit Santa Claus Game of Thrones this amazing sponge recipe

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.