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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza crystallography bank interest rates peace in the Middle East fairies Bitcoin democracy HDMI cables neuroanatomy fibre optics

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