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Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle about …

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high speed rail the heat death of the universe alien life the merits of pineapple on pizza artificial intelligence the Kama Sutra Buddha biodiversity airport flight paths equal rights

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