Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet dog 🐕 Trotsky about …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

frisbees metallurgy wildfires the Easter bunny Santa Claus the influence of the Mafia molecular biology self-driving cars my use of offensive language how to make decent pastry

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.