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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Luke Skywalker
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
feminism
the surveillance state
yoga
alien life
the history of
public relations
metallurgy
peace in the Middle East
prison overpopulation
Game of Thrones
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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