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I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Sugar
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
equal rights
how to make decent pastry
feminism
famous authors of the nineteenth century
plastic pollution
theoretical linguistics
Richard Dawkins
prison overpopulation
fairies
frisbees
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