Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet labrador 🐕 Missy about …

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mineralogy climate change the Easter bunny wildfires lyme disease prison overpopulation the birds and the bees fairies the neighbour's hedge the heat death of the universe

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