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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Rufus
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
feminism
chronic alcoholism
...foreign policy
metallurgy
artificial intelligence
mineralogy
famous authors of the nineteenth century
the history of
Buddha
amazing investment opportunities
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.