Sorry I'm late today

Pet talk

I was talking to my pet labrador 🐕 Dexter about …

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the merits of pineapple on pizza bank interest rates chronic alcoholism hair loss molecular biology Richard Dawkins prison overpopulation the heat death of the universe skiing technique the Monty Hall problem

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