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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Ms
Sparkles
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
handbags
alien life
the surveillance state
socialism
molecular biology
the heat death of the universe
renewable energy
Buddha
...foreign policy
cytology
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.