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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Simpkins
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
prison overpopulation
socialism
amazing investment opportunities
the influence of the Mafia
democracy
wildfires
chronic alcoholism
climate change
fibre optics
earthquakes
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.