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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Tinkerbell
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
the neighbour's hedge
this amazing sponge recipe
...foreign policy
the heat death of the universe
...sentient creatures
frisbees
earthquakes
the birds and the bees
high speed rail
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.