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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Tinkerbell
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
smart home gadgetry
trigonometry
famous authors of the nineteenth century
lyme disease
building regulations
biodiversity
the Kama Sutra
amazing investment opportunities
the birds and the bees
the influence of the Mafia
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.