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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Buddy
about
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
high speed rail
squirrels
fibre optics
Brexit
chronic alcoholism
building regulations
fairies
discrete mathematics
Richard Dawkins
fluid dynamics
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
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