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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Teddy
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
famous authors of the nineteenth century
bank interest rates
fibre optics
pedicures
black holes
the merits of pineapple on pizza
my use of offensive language
the ageing population
alien life
HDMI cables
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.