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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Daisy
about
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
ancient Greek mythology
handbags
plastic pollution
Bitcoin
squirrels
astrophysics
fibre optics
politics
crystallography
the war on drugs
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.