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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Smeagol
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cytology
high speed rail
...sentient creatures
squirrels
the influence of the Mafia
famous authors of the nineteenth century
black holes
politics
climate change
the Kama Sutra
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.