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Pet talk
I was talking to my pet
labrador 🐕
Voldemort
about
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
pedicures
building regulations
black holes
amazing investment opportunities
fairies
bank interest rates
socialism
the Easter bunny
information theory
this amazing sponge recipe
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.